My Cat is Freakin' Awesome Because:
-She uses 2 litter boxes. One is for pee, one is for...the other thing. It would figure that I have an OCD cat.-She watches TV and has an affinity for Animal Planet.
-She will only sleep on my side of the bed.
-She shares string cheese with me.
-She showed up on my doorstep as a kitten and obviously has impeccable taste.
-She always smells good. Somehow. I don't know how she does it.
-We have conversations and I understand what she's saying...and it's not because I'm bipolar, either.
-She's afraid of children. It's hilarious.
-She eats houseflies.
I'm pretty sure I love this cat more than I should.
-Help.
-Me.
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